April 8, 2013
Religious Girls, J. Sherri, William & Ingrid, Conservative Dad @ The Ole Beck VFW Post #209, Monday April 8th

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Oakland’s Religious Girls played Total Fest a few years ago. I remember it pretty vividly as other than Shannon & The Clams, they were probably the band I was most interested to see. The original description on the Total Blog left me guessing they were somewhere between Drums Not Dead-era Liars or like Aa or something. After watching them at the fest I guess that’s kinda a correct description but eh, not really. There’s some hardcore in there too. We’re not talking percussive German-sounding art-rock. There is too much malt liquor involved. These dudes like to party. Guess what!? They’re back in Missoula tonight and we’re gonna party. Or something. It’ll be fun.

Religious Girls,J. Sherri, William & Ingrid (PDX), and Conservative Dad play the Ole Beck VFW Post #209 on Monday April 8th. Show at 10PM. $3 for 21+, $5 for 18-20.

November 23, 2012
Josh Vanek’s TOP List of 2012

(Josh holding what looks like a living, breathing creature)

Dr. Vanek needs little introduction if you’re familiar in any way with Missoula’s amorphous underground music scene(s). He’s kicking off our series of Best Of 2012 posts by some handpicked local luminaries. Here he goes:

Josh Vanek does a radio show on KBGA called Josh’s Ultramega Ultrablast (http://www.mixcloud.com/joshvanek/) helps with Total Fest, Missoula’s annual music festival (totalfest.org) and a label called Wantage (wantageusa.com). This is his top list for 2012.

Oldest — S/T (Sleeping Giant Glossolalia) Mick Barr from Orthrelm, Krallice etc. and Brooks from Universal Order of Armageddon play mind-fucking technical skree with song names like Survivalist Compounds.

Multicult — Spaces Tangled (Sleeping Giant Glossolalia) Flawless noise rock from Baltimore, with clanky, cold tones and lots of err, post whatever angst. I kept thinking about that Steel Pole Bath Tub side project Milk Cult when I saw their name, but it’s nothing like that.

Slug Guts — Playing In Time With the Deadbeat (Sacred Bones). Sorta Birthday Party worship, done super well by this Brisbane degenerate outfit. Lots of sunken cheeks and scoliosis here.

Diat — 7” (Iron Lung) The Iron Lung and Sleeping Giant Glossalalia labels delivered a ton of excellence this year. Both are diverse, and give hope that the idea of a label, as I grew up knowing it can continue and really thrive. Diat, however, are Australians, living in Berlin, making music that sounds like a faster Warsaw. Good as hell.

Total Control — Henge Beat (Iron Lung) A 2011 release, but I got into it last year, and this ain’t fuckin’ Rolling Stone, bro. This record twisted my cap around. Cold, fast new wave punk from Australia.

Nu Sensae — Sundowning Something I’d read a fair amount on the internet, then Dane got it on the playlist at KBGA. It’s a ripper, in the way western canadians can rip. A little bit of the same vibe I loved with Pygmy Shrews. Savage drummer, great singing, rad riffs. I’m hooked.

Vaz — Chartreuse Bull (Sleeping Giant Glossolalia) This might have been on my 2011 list, or maybe I forgot it, but it did come out in 2011. It gives me hope that there might continue to be good, thoughtful, weird loud music into the future. It’s noisy, mathy, bleak, futuristic and rocking, all in one album. Their best since Demonstrations in Micronesia.

Thee Oh Sees — Putrefiers (In the Red) Another great, and not quite as samey as some of the past ones have been, though I dig it all. Has the dude form Mayyors on the recording end of things.

L.U.N.A.R. Revolt — Mind Losers (No Man) The party punk bros from Philly get sci-fi, and continue to rampage.

Brain Tumors — S/T (Deadbeat): Fuuuuuuuck! Confront of distort! So great.

Gay Witch Abortion — Opportunistic Smokescreen Behavior (Learning Curve) this Minneapolis band is so firmly planted in the 90s, and err, I know that’s kind of the thing to say, but from song tiltles like Cult Chimaera and err Hornet Japonica to their crusty rayon Dickies, they look like a couple of Cows roadies who stepped into a timewarp. This record makes me think of a Rick Simms (from the Didjits) song name generator. This is their third record, and while I like the first two fine, this is the real deal. Lots of thought/time put into these jams. Noise rock gemstone.

Moredecai — 7” (Wantage) This band’s output has got a way of just aging well. Like Bordeaux or something. Always something kind of refreshingly rough and weird about it. I’ve spent a lot of time replaying the Killertree record this year too, and that thing, let me tell you, always something new to like about that thing.

Dead — Idiots (We Empty Rooms) Vinyl’s just arriving in Australia, I guess, but I’ve got the MP3s and they are radical. Noisy, nomeansno-style riffs and great pounding. Stoked to get a full-on vinyl version.

Late discovery: The Consumers (late 70s Phoenix band re-issued by In The Red).

Live:

Milk Music: Sounding like the Grateful Dead and Meat Puppets at the VFW, playing to about 15 people after getting written up in the New York Times Total Fest bands: Buildings, White Walls, Criminal Code, Walls, Harkonen, Lozen, Dream Decay, lots of groups. Mordecai: 7” release show at the VFW. They covered Neil Young savagely. Monster w/ 21 Faces, My Two Dads, Mike Watt and the Missing Men, Thee Oh Sees, Skin Flowers at the ZACC Block Party. Magpies (Lots of shows). VTO (Jester’s in Helena). Birds Mile Home opening for Tragedy. Tragedy. Needlecraft (lots of shows). Dan Deacon at Total Fest.

Records I want to get, but haven’t yet:

Kromosom LP
Useless Children LP
Neon Blud LP

August 21, 2012
TFXI Re-t #3 Epic Party

What the hell just happened? Total Fest this year actually meant more to me than it ever has. I might have missed most of the live performances but the TOTAL feeling was more alive than ever. It was a serious weekend of love no matter what I could or couldn’t see. Some dude quipped that Total Fest was three days of hipsters giving a shit about “loud” music for three days of the year. I’d like to counter that Total Fest is just about music. Every genre has good music. Good music straddles genres like air flows over water. It’s inevitable that Total Fest would book bands that aren’t metal, aren’t punk, etc. Good bands are everywhere. Tags are just tiresome, inevitably inaccurate, and annoying. Go fight your battle in the past, anti-hipster-true-metal-guy.

If it makes you feel any better, TRUE NOISE WARRIORS are about as puritanical as your really crazy metal fan. They’re both juvenile and probably insane. Same goes for purists everywhere: garage, punk, you name it.

Saturday was the day I could work, hear some Total Fest bands, and still be required to stand in one spot for at least four hours. It’s a job so hell, I’m not gonna complain about working but dude…Total Fest at the VFW was killer. Did you see Drew (from Brain Tumors) cover himself in temporary tattoos, waltz around, greeting everyone with, “Hello Fellow Punks.” ??? It was fucking amazing. There was talk of them dressing up in Best Buy uniforms at one point but yeah, that didn’t end up happening.

I couldn’t see much else. Thankfully I managed to get off early, change, and head down to the Badlander/Palace complex and catch a little bit of the International Playboys and Bacon & Egg. While it might seem a little surprising I caught a total of six bands at a 45 band festival, I gotta mention that watching live music is only a part of Total Fest that makes it mean anything to me. All the pre-partying, the hanging out, the BBQs, the river(s), the post-partying, and random late-night shows…one continuous three-day-and-night cavalcade of the weird, the DIY, and the awesomeness is what I like to think of when I’m reminiscing about Total Fest.

Even made it to the Lab for an epic show late Saturday night. As is the case, I’m usually the guy that shows up super early. This happened. In fact, I got to the Lab and I was the only one there for some time. No matter, some folks finally showed and we started dancing in the unlit living room to a bunch of 70’s soul and disco. I love doing things like that. Funeral and the Twilight showed up just as the dance was winding down and they set up around us, played a killer set in the dark, and set down. It was around that point in the evening I decided that it was probably time I went home.

I’m not gonna forget this Total Fest. I never forget the Total Fests. This is my third one since moving to Missoula and frankly, it’s one of the biggest reasons I’ve stayed. Be proud of who we are, Missoula.

August 18, 2012
TFXI Re-t #2

Weird day. I french-exited an after-party last night. Everyone thought I was hiding.

Walked Brandon and (I’m hopelessly horrible with names) his friend to get coffee, walk downtown, play an electronic drum kit, peruse multiple titles in the Call of Duty series, discover awesome coats, get that lone chance to see Amanda Browder’s most fucking amazing sculptural installation, speak LOADS about Missoula’s coffee, share weed, express interest in finally just moving here. Most top serious afternoon.

Total Fest ended for me when I left Jason McMackin’s pulled pork, bought a pack of cigarettes, and ended up working. Now it’s usually fun bartending. It’s always good money, great fun, you get to interact with really weird people being even weirder…it can actually make my week sometimes. We hosted a Karaoke night, it started off to much fanfare but then died just as quickly. Sent the dude home, some gamblers were straggling so hell, they’re fine. Another ten minutes go by and two killer brahs walk in, order a couple of PBRs and two shots of Fireball. They chug those shots and start sipping the beers. A few moments later one of the dudes calls me over and mentions that “THAT wasn’t Cuervo.” He was right. It was Fireball. Dudes were already fucking stupid but dude(!), you can’t let that shit mean much. Thick skins equal shark fins. We talked about some sport. Feel the pain. The dude used that to call me a pussy, he probably even knows that I didn’t make that word plural for a purpose, but hell, I fixed their stupid problem and engaged the brahs. Dude was interesting. Ex-mormon, self-aware, and maker of a point to me that when asked how my night was going, I said “It’s pretty mellow tonight,”

He responded, “That’s probably because you’re not serving people the drinks they ask for.”

“Sorry, I’m just a jerk.” Nice guy, actually.

I managed to close my bar and make it down to see the tail end of Torche. Killer riffage, brahs. Made a guitar-ish accident at Twigg’s after-hours bonfire. Walked home in the darkness. Had a beer and then wrote this stupid thing. Billabong forever, dudes.

August 14, 2012
HIGH LIFE 8-13-12 (Total Festivity Naomi Punk’d Edition)

OK, so we don’t like how that “new” way looked for putting the radio shows up. We might just try two posts a show, now. One that looks remarkably like this and the other that’s just the stream and only the stream. I dunno. It’s all steps to the unknown.

But remember! TOTAL FEST is coming up this weekend! Check the Total Blog for the latest updates, bands, and schedule. We’ll probably see you there.

ALSO: Coming by way of both Seattle & Olympia, Naomi Punk are playing what we think is the first “major” show after TF. It’s coming up quick too: Tuesday August 21st. They’re playing the Ole Beck VFW Post #209 along with locals Boys and Skin Flowers. 10pm, 21+, $5…the usual rub.

HIGH LIFE is the radio-show-arm of Weird Missoula, a blog. The show airs every Monday afternoon from 2pm to 4pm on 89.9FM KBGA Missoula, Montana.

Here’s the playlist (Total Festivity Naomi Punk’d Edition):

 Ulaan Markhor “Dancing”
 Actual Water “La Violence sur Les Champs- Élysées”
 Naomi Punk “The Spell”
 Naomi Punk “Shouldna Started Trouble”
 Foxygen “Waitin’ 4 U”
 Eric Copeland “Muckaluck”
 Shintaro Sakamoto “A Gleam Of Hope”
 Peaking Lights “Beautiful Son”
 Gary Sloan and Clone “Backporch Blues”
 Broadcast “Black Cat”
 Samara Lubelski “The Switch Up”
 John Bender “35A9”
 Geneva Jacuzzi “Sand Trap”
 Nite Jewel “Am I Real?”
 Cherelle “I Didn’t Mean To Turn You On”
 LIO “Amoureux Solitaires”
 Roberto Cacciapaglia “Media”
 Grimes “Circumambient”
 Success! “Bad Boys”
 Chris Corsano “How Will You Learn More Successfully from Your Coach Than By Just Looking and Listening?”
 Excepter “If I Were You (Live)”
 The Slits “Earthbeat”
 Shahs “Yangtze”
 Naomi Punk “CLS + Death Junket”
 Pumice “Hump Piss”
 Naomi Punk “The sun (and foreign)”
 White Fence “King of the Decade”
 Cluster “Hollywood”
 Throbbing Gristle “Exoctica”
 Eric Copeland “Lemons”
 These Are Powers “Glass Blocks”
 Ulaan Markhor “Plague of Farewells”
 Foxygen “Abadon My Toys”

Stream From Here: HIGH LIFE 8-13-12 (Total Festivity Naomi Punk’d Edition)

Stream From This Blog: HIGH LIFE 8-13-12 (Total Festivity Naomi Punk’d Edition)

August 14, 2012

June 18, 2012
Total Fest XI Update(s)

Did you know that Total Fest XI is happening this summer August 16th-18th? Did you know that? It is, in our estimation, the best music festival in the region. We could really care less for your Sasquatches, Bonnaroos, or LYMEs…TF is what we live for every year. The Total Blog has finally awakened from its 10 month hibernation and updates are popping up nearly every day. Check there often if you’re interested in the weird, the punk, the loud, i.e. the kind of murk Total Fest regularly wallows in.

Here’s the list of bands announced so far:

Abe Coley
Bacon and Egg
The Be Helds
The Best Westerns
Big Eyes
Big Fiction
Brain Tumors
Broken Water
Buildings
Bugs
Criminal Code
Dan Deacon
Dikes of Holland
Dreamdecay
The Funeral and the Twilight
Gay Witch Abortion
Guantanamo Baywatch
Iron Lung
Lecherous Gaze
Lozen
No-Fi Soul Rebellion
Pins of Light
Rock n Roll Adventure Kids
Roomrunner
Sandrider
Walls
White Walls

As far as we know, tickets have yet to go on sale but we’ll re-post any pertinent info once they do. Stay tuned, folks! Total Fest XI is gonna be a Total Fucking Blast!

May 20, 2012
Here’s Some Other Sites You’d Be Want To Check Out

Boring adage: it takes a village to build a yadda yadda yadda. It does take a lot of people to build any kind of “scene” and believe me, Weird Missoula is definitely not the only house-of-opinions out there. We’ve been pretty particular about the kind of stuff we’ve covered lately and we just want all our friends to know that there are some other great places on the INTERNET to check on sweet Missoula happenings/news/etc.

First off, Missoula Punk News is a relatively recent enterprise, run by the illustrious Lady Kate. As you could probably tell by the name it’s primarily got a punk focus, but due to the fact that it’s a blog based on Wordpress and not the clunky annoyingness that Tumblr can be (ugh, we’ve regretted starting this blog on Tumblr time and time again)…they’ve got some neat features we’ll probably never figure out how to implement. First off, they’ve got a show calendar. We want one too but man…either we’re internet idiots or Tumblr just sucks. Secondly, they’re organized into reviews, band profiles, show reviews, etc. It’s pretty awesome. Check them out. Like us, they offer an opportunity for folks to submit articles and I think they’re off to a fantastic start.

Total Fest’s blog arm, Total Blog, is one of those sites that gets active for only a few months of the year but when it does, it’s the best place to stay up-to-date regarding what is easily Missoula’s greatest music get together and the only festival I’ve ever actually enjoyed. Total Fest is soon approaching (Aug. 16-18 this year) and their blog will soon get active with the band announcements and any relevant news.

In addition to having a “proper” label website, Minor Bird Records also has a blog. They’ve put out some great records by local punk dudes Bird’s Mile Home, Goddammitboyhowdy, and Squalora, as well as other releases by Tacocat and The Trashies. Like Wantage and Killertree, they’re one of a small family of great Missoula-based record labels. Check ‘em out.

We hope we didn’t forget anyone. If we did, we’re dreadfully sorry. Any mistakes are products of our ignorance and nothing more. We just want y’all to know we’re one voice among the choir that make up Missoula’s admittedly vibrant music culture. Never forget that!

May 16, 2012
Josh Vanek’s Top Ten (believe me, there are more) Reasons To Go See The Blind Shake @ Zoo City Apparel, Wednesday, May 16th

(Photo by Greg Schaal)

Josk Vanek, local medicine man behind Wantage, KBGA’s Ultra-Mega Ultra Blast, and the venerable Total Fest, is fucking pumped. But he might really be dying for a Pepsi. No matter the reason, Mr. Vanek is a man full of ‘em. Cringe no more, Missoula, your answer to a weird Wednesday eve is probably located somewhere below:

10) Their (the Blind Shake) album Seriousness, released last by Learning Curve shows an already great band taking their stuff a step further, getting weirder, writing more austere riffs and making less sense lyrically. Odd endorsement? Maybe, but listen to their records in succession sometime, it’s the sound of musical ideas taking form and turning into a unique voice. What’s all that add up to? Dunno, but it’s such solidly great, creeping rock and roll and folks like Poison Ivy, Link Wray and ….somebody younger, like uh, I don’t know, Duane Denison maybe all get nods.

9) The Blind Shake are power trio. Like you know, the Minutemen, the Experience, Blue Cheer, James Gang, Motörhead. Sometimes three is better than four.

8) Needlecraft is playing the show. Unfamiliar with Mikki Lunda’s and Hana Montana’s new band? It’s nutsily catchy, ‘60s pop. Jangly, melodic and fun as shit. I always think of Sasshole’s sense of humor when I see them.

7) Loud, aggressive, but not macho. Talking about the Blind Shake here. In a music world of men making clutching symbols to the heavens and dropping their drop Ds even lower and their Marshalls even 11er, the Blind Shake just come off as kind of dorkily serious (w. Members Only jackets with duct tape Masonic symbols), super well-rehearsed band with a fresh set of ideas, great stage presence and cheaply priced records. Dane thinks they’re straight edge because of the Bic’d heads. I’m pretty sure they’re not.

6) The Monster With 21 Faces is playing. This is Bryan Ramirez, P.J. Rogalski and Holt Bodish’s new group. Kind of a power-psych vibe. I saw ‘em at Modality’s VFW residency and they ruled. Covered 13th Floor Elevators too.

5) Brothers. (Blind Shake again) Speaking from experience, being a brother isn’t always an easy deal. Consider being in a band with a dude who shares what, half your DNA? Or more right?

4) Magpies are playing! Dave Martens, in addition to playing 11 other bands, drums for the Magpies. He’s a savage on the kit, and the Magpies trade off the dude/lady vocals in a Fred and Toody-esque way when they’re at their best.

3) Zoo City’s a fun place for a show. The VFW’s excellent. The Palace is great. The Top Hat rules. Missoula’s got some options again, and for that we thank Jah. Zoo City Apparel’s kind of our town’s DIY, low-overhead, collectively run deal that seems to work well for shows like this.

2) Javier Ryan’s playing! One man, some wild synths, some pop, some melody, some hooks, some soul. Stoked.

1) The Blind Shake are regular collaborators with Michael Yonkers, whose epically forgotten then un-earthed Microminiature Love is an insane, awesome psychedelic gem of record, as all his records are great, but I think it’s the first and in some ways, best. They regularly record great new stuff. Someday, they’re gonna bring him out for a show. Someday.


November 30, 2011
Josh Vanek’s Own Weird Missoula

Josh Vanek, photo by Rick Stoddart

When I first started this blog and decided that I would try to make it a thing, I knew that Josh Vanek was one dude who’s mind needed to be tapped.  He’s been around far longer and has been a hell of a lot more involved in the development of Missoula’s music community than almost anyone I know.  He’s also got a phenomenal head when it comes to music and the DIY ethic.  If you’re familiar with the local record label/distributor Wantage USA, or Total Fest (our annual summer celebration of fun-dudes-gone-wild), you should also know that he’s a big hand behind both.

I was delighted as all hell when Josh agreed to write an article for Weird Missoula.  What follows is a fantastic rumination on some of the false barriers that exist between musicians and that often-lofty goal to a newcomer: a show.  Considering that I first met Josh outside the Elks Lodge at a band-organized, band-booked, and mostly band-run mini-festival, what follows runs in perfect tandem:

In early October.. or latish September, I don’t remember, I got a call from Alex Sakariassen, a journalist with Missoula’s free weekly paper, the Independent. I’m a fan of the Independent, and think they hire good writers. I don’t know Alex, but know he writes for a good paper and I think he knows what he’s doing.

His task this particular week was to write a story about “getting a show in Missoula, if you’re a band” or something along those lines. Somebody like Colin [Hickey; Badlander/Palace booker] or John Fleming [owner of Ear Candy] referred him to me. Whatever, I have opinions, occasionally try to organize a show, and I’m always game for sharing them. For the better part of half and hour, I shared my thoughts. Largely, arguing that the premise of “getting a gig” was flawed, and that if you were a band making awesome music, you either should figure out how to rent a space and use a copy machine, or convince somebody to help you. He had a lot of questions, but generally, I tried to be clear that the premise that he was working from didn’t jive with my particular view that music is art, and the more it’s reliant upon bars/promoters/people coming to see it, the worse it generally is. Ultimately, I got quoted talking about how being invited to something on Facebook and in person are wholly different, and the latter’s the better. Whatever. Ultimately, being in the periphery of an article like this is a good spot for somebody whose musical taste is generally on the fringes. I think until musicians and music fans unshackle themselves from industry-biased understandings, they’re going to continue subscribing to impoverished understandings of music: where the actual music comes a good second or third to crowd, money, space, etc.

So, my capsule version of [the article] is 1) It’s hard to get shows if you’re a Missoula band; 2) It used to be easier; and 3) this all might be leading to fewer bands coming from here. Alex might disagree, but that’s kind of the gist I got from our discussion and his article. When I spoke to him, I was pretty clear that I didn’t think any of the above were true.

Here’s what I do think:

1) It’s easy to make a show happen in Missoula, MT in 2011. You can throw a party (easiest), rent space (harder) or convince a bar that enough of your friends will come out to have it make sense (hardest). If the last option is the only thing that a proper show consists of for you, then I can’t help you. Some of the best shows I’ve ever been to have been in cruddy, cramped basements. This is a core issue for me. The spot where it happens is immaterial. Cheap drinks are nice, but what about no drinks sometimes? What about BYO? Uh, ultimately, are you into music, or into drinks? I want music to be considered on its own, and separate of drinks now and then.

2) It used to be the ‘90s. Lots of us went to and organized shows at Jay’s. It was relatively easy. There was, as John Fleming points out in the article, a book you used to “book” shows. You got your show in there, and then there was that show. 90% of Jay’s shows, however, featured between 5 and 9 people. Sundays-Wednesdays, unless you were Boss Hog or something were not good nights to land on. Jay’s was great. It was informal, it was rad, it was a bar, your clothes stunk afterwards, the toilet was gross and the floor might’ve caved in on several nights. Bands got drunk, got a decent share of the door, some of the bar and a lot of my music-fan-defining moments were lived at Jay’s. But dwelling on the place as the be-all, end-all of Missoula’s musical history is kind of too sad for me to fathom. I think towns with far crappier options for live music have produced incredible bands.

3) Missoula has as many excellent bands now as it ever has. Probably more. Missoula’s got some great punk bands/musicians. It’d be great if there were more, but, man, I’d rather have this than a desert of goddamn cover bands. I think of Hana’s projects like 10yoGF, Shahs, Capricorn Vertical Slum, Bridgebuilder, Total Combined Weight, Zebulon Kosted, Mikki Lunda’s stuff, Bad Naked, Mordecai, Bryan Ramirez, Best Westerns, the Juveniles, Judgement Hammer, The Be Helds, Bird’s Mile Home, Joey and Goddammitboyhowdy, etc. etc. etc. and I don’t see some paucity of talented folks when I look at Missoula in 2011. I see a ton of awesome weirdos, rarely playing shows downtown and while I wish there were more, I don’t think there’s any less than throughout our history, or that it’s anything but more diverse and interesting than it’s ever been. You have to go and find it at weird places sometimes, but so it goes. You want to only see stuff downtown, you’re gonna see a lot of bands playing “Brown Eyed Girl” covers.

So, that’s what I do think, and I don’t say any of this to pick on Alex, or anybody else. I just really think that the way you need to look at the whole deal is different. The get shows, get signed, get big mentality is so broken and unrelated to music, or at least music-understood-as-art that it makes me ill. If you’re a punk, or at minimum a person inclined toward independence, please get comfortable with house shows, DIY shows and borrowing your friend’s PA. All the other stuff is business, and I, personally, like having a line between my business and my art. That’s a little reductive, I know, I’d like artists to get paid, but uh, you know what I mean.